Thursday, December 31, 2009
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
What you've been waiting for
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Alas, I blog again.
So, since my fellow bookends have been blogging about some of the things they miss the most about the good ole' AGD house, I figured I would give my two cents about some things.
1. I miss the aroma of nail polish/nail polish remover coming from our room...coughcough-Jodes-coughcough.
2. I miss freakishly shimmying across the floor in MA and LA's room.
3. I miss Kaila randomly walking into our room, even though she feels like she may be disturbing Jody's quiet time at lunch.
4. I miss people calling me Kat, Kath, Kathy, Kat-Dog, and last but not least, Katheter (thank you, MA). No one calls me that around my house. :-(
5. I miss waking up and not knowing if there are going to be any additional people on our sleeping porch who have straggled in from the swap the night before. Casey Rogers being the main one.
6. I do NOT miss having to wait in line for laundry and scribbling my variety of names on the dry-erase board.
7. I do NOT miss studying for hours upon hours for pathophysiology tests. Thank you, nursing school.
8. I somewhat miss people talking in their sleep on the sleeping porch. "NOOOOOOO, HELP!!!"
9. I miss zebra cake.
10. I miss telling Lolls to "Ooooooo, jump higher!"
11. I miss the kitchen raids.
12. I miss seeing people walking down the halls without parts of their clothing.
13. I miss seeing Jody's beautifully decorated calendar, conveniently placed so that I know exactly where she is going or what she has going on. Palm tree.
14. I miss Degrassi being deleted from the DVR.
15. I miss my little bedside fan. I WILL get my personal stool back if it's the last thing I do!
16. I miss the extremely frigid sleeping porch.
17. I miss Skype-ing across the room/down the hall from each other.
18. I miss Ms. Marcia's sandals with socks.
19. I do NOT miss veggie nights.
and last but not least,
20. I miss trying to convince people to go to Sonic with me. THEY TAKE BAMA CASH, PEOPLE!!!
That's all for now. I hope all of our blog-readers have a safe and happy new year! If in need of someone to clean up after you, I am sure Jodes will gladly volunteer. Adios for now!
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Thoughts from the MIA Bookend
1. There will always be at least 3 backpacks on mine and MA's floor. We are the luggage room.
2. Sage will always have her door open, peering at who might be coming down the hallway, I always have to pause and say hello as I walk by....Sad!!! Boo Ireland!
3. If MA doesn't have coffee or dark chocolate on her desk, something is seriously wrong.
4. Kathy has never eaten a vegetable.
5. The chicken salad at the house was made by angels.
6. Mr. Jerry will walk you to your car no matter what the condition, and no matter where your car is. He is amazing. I have to really struggle to get past him. superjerry
7. Where has Sargent Tom been?
8. Will Jody ever be done with tegrity?
9. How do you even spell tegrity?
10. Jody and MA spend an obscene amount of time at the rec.
11. Megan and Emily have and never will turn their light on in their room.
12. MA and I still have a pilgrims hat on our squirrel picture.
13. Duct tape doesn't work in our room.
14. Christmas lights are evil.
15. MA's wears a michael jackson glove to bed.
16. There will always be a squirrel in my bed on tuesday nights. Just to spite me and my freshly made bed.
17. Inevitably at least one night a week, someone will sleep in the den. I will retaliate.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
tis the season
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Tales from the Crimson Ride
The ultimate fail
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I have to leave the country” and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry Christmas.” If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette’s Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam 20 minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out “Screw this!” and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone’s done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink).
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling “I’m here, the phantom of the opera” until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, “I don’t understand ANY of this. I’ve been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And who the hell are you? Where’s the regular guy?”
25. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up!
26. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, “the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!”
28. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor’s requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
29. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
30. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what’s going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
31. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious… like history notes for a calculus exam… otherwise you’re not just failing, you’re getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment “Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.”
32. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, “Okay, let’s double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E….”
33. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting “What? I’m on my way!!”. rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
34. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
35. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
36. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
37. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
38. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
39. Make Strange noises… get people to stare… look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.
40. Dress like the professor.
41. Cross-Dress.
42. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
43. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Dirty Santa
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Ode to the Secret Spot
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
A few fun websites to distract you...
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Thoughts by M.A.
Monday, November 16, 2009
How to save a life
Friday, November 13, 2009
Fro Yo from Yo Mo
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Down Came the Rain
Monday, November 9, 2009
A Word to the Wise
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Because I'm bored...
-Kathy
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Hello Blogdom!
Thoughts by M.A.: The finer things
I highly recommend this pick-me-up on your next visit to the 'bucks.
Tip: Be sure to grab the "I*tunes Pick of the Week" cards by the register in Starbucks-- always great music and, in the words of a great philosopher named Lash, 'fo free.
Stay tuned for more Thoughts by M.A.: The finer things