I've neglected my blog child for far too long now...

Lately I've decided that my mom has been lying to me for the past 20 years. Contrary to what Barkley may insist, May birthdays are simply not the best. Reasoning:

1) 86% of my friends are 21. I am 20.

2) 86% of my friends have plans at 10 pm on any given night that do not involve going to the rec. I do not.

3) I could not go to Junior-Senior.

4) Junior year is somewhat of a wash as far as going out is concerned. Where is there to "go out" to? (Those with earlier birthdays, I might add, have had a whole extra year of the bars in college than I will have).

5) Let's face it. After exams everyone splits for the summer. May/summer birthdays get placed on the back burner.

6) I feel like I've missed out on some really fun nights. There. I said it.

Enough of being a downer and crying a river to flood the AGD house--

On the bright side:

1) I have saved money that I could have been spending at the bars.

2) This semester (minus Ireland) has been my most alcohol-less semester thus far, and my liver thanks me.

3) I have not had to spend a night in jail or pay a hefty fine for getting caught with a fake (call me a chicken all you want).

4) Watching movies at the house/Late night rec-ing it up/ Going to bed early really isn't all that bad...

5) Lastly, and this one is my favorite, when said 86% of friends is 30, I'LL STILL BE 29 SUCKERS!!!!