Why hello blogdom! Its been a while. I had an amazing summer at camp complete with a massive tire explosion on the way home. Thank you creepy AAA man for your assistance. I would like to share with you some things I have discovered thus far in my senior year.
1. Being 21 is awesome!!!!! Coming from someone who didn't drink prior to that blessed day I can honestly say that the grass is way greener on this side. Goodbye awkward parties.
2. I am horrible at beer pong. This could be because I have a serious lack of depth perception or that my absolute abhorrence of beer has psychologically predisposed me to be bad at anything related to that horrific hop creation.
3. Taking only 12 hours is not as glorious as I thought it would be. I attend class a whopping 5 times during the week and never on Monday or Friday. So what do I do with all of this extra time? So far I have applied to 20 jobs, written 1 essay, watched 2 splendidly cheesy lifetime movies and wasted the other 300+ hours. I have officially become a slacker.
4. Shouting out random Kardashian facts in class is not only socially unacceptable it also tells the other 60 people sitting in the room that I get my news from E! and not a more adult like channel such as CNN.
5. And finally, after some observations on the quad I have decided that grown men should not carry little pink umbrellas, bikers have no souls and my shoes will get wet if I walk across the grass at 8am.
Sorry this entry is not quite as interesting as some of the other ones. It is the best a slacker can do.
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